Lessick County Office of the Artist in Residence
Artistic License Application Form

Directions: Please fill out this form completely to register as a field Agent of the Office of the Artist in Residence and obtain your Artistic License.

1) Application Information
  First Name:
  Last Name:
  Address:
  City:
  County:
  State:
  Zip:
  Email:
License Holders must be over 2 years of age.
  I confirm that I am over 2.

2) Education (check all that apply)
  High School
  Some College
  Too Much College
  Tech School
  School for Scandal
  School of Hard Knocks
  State Penn
  How to Draw Book
  Garage Band

3) Experience
  Use this space to describe all relevant jobs, life experiences, and aesthetic epiphanies that apply to your application, in essay form.
 

4) Convictions
  Have you ever had a conviction? (Select one)
 

 

SKILLS SECTION

5a) Aptitude
  Can you pat your head and rub your stomach in a circular motion at the same time? (Click one)
  Yes No Broke Mouse Trying

5b) Amplitude
  Compose a verbal self portrait with one noun, one verb, one adjective and one adverb and one interjection.
 

5c) Attitude
  Have you attended a performance art event and stayed afterwards to talk about it? (Select one)
 
  *Selecting A, D or E will necessitate a background check.

7) Area(s) of Specialization
  Which areas of artistic endeavor are you qualified to inspect? (Check all that apply)
  Painting Penmanship
 

Sculpture

Performance Art

 

Public Art

Wildlife

 

Art Criticism

Communication Skills

 

Literature

Singing in the shower

 

Attitudes

Food Preparation

Language Arts

Commercial

Environmental Quality

Residential
Sound Art Fast
Lawn Ornaments Found
Landscape Design Graffiti
Auto Detailing Mood Swings
Dancing Hair Styling
Professional Fingernails
Recreational Natural
Folk Enhanced
Break Human Behavior
Home Theatre Infant
Body Art Teenaged
Body Odor Adult
Fashion New Couples
Home Improvements New Parents
Garage Bands Waitstaff & Cashiers
Humming Dramatic Arts
Decoupage Other (specify)

8) Requested Territory
  Agents of the Office of the Artist in Residence may be called upon to travel widely in support of the arts. Please indicate up to three areas of territorial preference in numerical order.
1st choice
2nd choice
3rd choice
*Specify place by emailing the Director. Ambassadorships are by appointment only. Contact the AIR Embassy Sales Division for details.
9) Final instructions
When you've finished filling out the form completely, click the "Send" button to submit your application and go to the authorized license printout page.